if you’re the kind of person who liked saying the same thing over and over again you will absolutely love raising children

charlie sheen in the streets, micro peen in the sheets

shag toilet seat covers are the truck nuts of bathrooms

you can also start a Teams meeting with only yourself and leave that running. or so i’ve heard

RT @AlyssaM_InfoSec@twitter.com

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thinking about adding strategic overdrafter to my bio

my hobbies include clenching my jaw and manually breathing

@aral i’m not gonna come in here and say “oh you should try X instead.” but i have had so many issues trying to run gl locally. i love it at work but it’s a big piece of software and it needs more time and attention than i’m willing to give if i’m not being paid lol

pretty much every one of the “people aren’t talking about …” posts is about something that literally half the tl is talking about

i guess it’s just a european hornet. but it’s the biggest i’ve ever seen by far. extension.umd.edu/resource/eur

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hey wtf is this bug in my house? it as about 3 inches long

gonna eat some chipotle then love bomb the bathroom

twitter communities has major google plus vibes. at least the tech ones

“whitespace” is almost an anachronism at this point given how few people code with light themes

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